Getting to know Adrian Maya

Yeah.

Good for you.

Go to school?

Yes.

What do you wanna be?

I wanna be a rehabilitation counselor.

For a physical?

Mental.

Mental?

Mm-hmm.

How do you be rehabilitated mentally?

For wounded soldiers in the military

or like people coming back from service and stuff.

Oh, I see.

Mm-hmm.

Shock cases, huh?

Yes, yeah.

And you're 18, right?

Yes, I am.

How tall are you?

I'm 5'6".

Hit the microphone, right here.

Ooh, see the mic.

How big are your boobies?

They're 34B.

Let's see.

B for Bosco, B for bitch in there.

Maybe a little twist a little.

Ooh, you got any beauties on us?

Are you Colombian?

Yeah, I'm black, white, and Colombian.

Black, white, and Colombian.

Sounds like a cookie.

I taste pretty good too, so.

Oh boy, here we go guys.

We're gonna make a program.

We're gonna prove that, right?

Run a survey on the street.

We need everyone to vote.

Yeah, right?

See, you can leave an A3 letter.

Go doggy.

I could go to the truck stop and ask everybody.

I bet you they would be okay with that.

Oh, cool.

Would you be okay with that?

Probably not.

Lean forward, there you go.

There you go.

Don't want your dirty secrets, you know?

You're a polite ******, of course.

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