Jessica Looks for a Puppy, but Finds a Big Black Snake Instead

Oh, there we are.

I see us on there, look.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Want a cigar?

A cigar?

A cigar?

A cigar?

Shit.

Better get a sip of that Red Bull real quick so you can get some wings.

I like that, get some wings.

You in that pet store?

Let's go talk to him.

You want to go talk to him first?

Yeah.

Let's go.

La la la... la.

She's texting her boyfriend.

Carson, right here.

That's a serious phone for a little lady.

I know.

What is that?

You know what time the pet store opens?

No.

No?

I thought that was it.

The car.

What?

You thought that was the pet store?

Yeah, well.

The mobile pet store opening up the land pet store?

Mm-hmm.

I thought it was just the car.

What are you getting today?

Parakeet?

No, I want a puppy.

A puppy?

What kind of puppy?

I don't know.

Really?

I was hoping to go to the pound.

Oh.

You don't need to go to the pound.

You go to the AS, well yeah, that's the pound.

Don't you have a friend that breeds, what does he breed, bulldogs?

He's got a dog pound, yeah.

I breed dogs.

No?

Nope.

You like to save them?

Yep.

Oh, that's sweet.

What's your name?

Jessica.

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